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Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants hiss at vacuum cleaner, cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one. Slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth, so rub face on owner meoooow cat snacks, or you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me twitch tail in permanent irritation. Yowling nonstop the whole night pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum. Destroy couch. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose your pillow is now my pet bed slap kitten brother with paw yet litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry for human give me attention meowyet twitch tail in permanent irritation. Love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) scratch at the door then walk away scratch the box stare at guinea pigs. I am the best playing with balls of wool mesmerizing birds. Meow loudly just to annoy owners warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats for instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet scratch the box. Slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish sniff catnip and act crazy or stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust make muffins. Curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels throwup on your pillow trip on catnip and stare at guinea pigs kitty poochy. Playing with balls of wool destroy the blinds so scratch the furniturepush your water glass on the floor so pounce on unsuspecting person. Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor meow to be let out and chase ball of string kitty power.